Because I work on the computer, I am on the internet all the time. And because I am on the internet all the time, I find cool stuff! But you know what? The internet is finding me. And you. And it’s time we all put a stop to this madness.
I recently figured out how to disable those pesky Google ads that that show up next to your email, covertly reading what you’ve just written and then trying to sell you what’s on your mind. When I went into my preferences to opt out, I was horrified to find that those nosy folks over at Google have been keeping track of my every move!! What was funny though, was that they had determined my age and gender based on the websites I had visited. So, according to Google, I am a 30 year old male.
The only reason I think this is kind of cool is that it means I am not online browsing fashion mags and celebrity e-tabloids! I’m looking up important shit like how to make things look they they’re blowing up in After Effects, how to fix the funky JavaScript on my website, and where to buy the most entertaining rolling papers this side of LA.. as you’ll see below…
But first! Let’s color…
Kitty Baby Love!!! Kitties! Babies! (hmm.. let’s make that Baby Kitties..) Love!! Who doesn’t LOVE all these things? Anyways, I certainly do. And I especially like this Portland based crayon biz because they make cute, chunky crayons out of soy and beeswax in the shape of super cute kitties. Send me a 30 pack and I’ll color you something pretty.
Next!
Now that we’ve got crayons, we’re going to need something to use these crayons on, correct? I used to like to draw on my walls as a kid but that’s definitely not going to fly with the landlord so I’ll need some paper. And being a creative (i.e., crazy) girl, I need some crazy paper! And the Inspiration Pad will do the trick.
Well, now that we’ve got paper to write on, we might need some paper to put some other stuff in if you know what I mean.. (wink wink). But you know what? Let’s just leave that to Snoop Dog. Here’s his Smokable Song Book.
